Tome of Tranquility is Epic
Hand signed, and distributed only to a select group of individuals. If you own a Tome of Tranquility, you can guarantee that Santa considers you to be the best of the best.
Said to contain personalized scripture, for each of it's readers, this magical book acts as a bonding agent between you and the man himself. If ever in need of support, you can rest assured that at least one person has got your back.
Knowing that you're being protected is always a great feeling, but when in the safe hands of somebody like Santa, well, that will often lead many to believe as though they were practically immortal!