Swiftstep Elixir

Originally designed as a hair-restoration tonic, the Swiftstep Elixir failed spectacularly when its first tester vanished mid-application.

He was found three towns over, exhausted, confused, and covered in peck marks.

Witnesses say a flock of birds had been chasing him at alarming speeds.

The formula was repurposed, though to this day, no one knows why early drinkers had such an irresistible allure to beaks.