Frosty Diversion

Frosty the snowman is a great big, lifeless soul
With a black top hat and a carrot nose
And two eyes made out of coal.

Frosty the snowman is an old knickknack, they say,
He's made of fake snow but the children know
How he blocks attacks all day.

Jingles are fun, but the ability to summon a life-sized snowman to distract your enemies? Now that should truly bring you joy.