Axe of Mediocrity

Forged in the humble smithies of a remote village, the Axe of Mediocrity was a creation born out of necessity rather than artistry. Crafted by skilled but unremarkable hands, this unassuming weapon served as a tool for labor and defense in equal measure.

It's plain, sturdy wooden handle bears the marks of countless swings, while the unadorned iron blade shows signs of wear and tear.